New Solution to my Plan Obsession!!!

Apparently, I am notorious for my futuristic plans. Like the creepy, obsessive, granny-panties-too-far-up-your-crack maniacs on t.v. It's amazing that one such as me who normally acts on impulse would plan her entire future out step by step, every little detail worked out to absolute perfection. What kind of boring, pathetic, low-life creature am I?!?!
The problem is, though I would be completely content if my plans were to actually work out, they never do. Nope, once I put in the last piece of destiny's puzzle, something tears the whole thing apart...or someone. *cough*Suzie*cough* Not like I would ever mention any names.
So since I am apparently not me without my plans (says Car...I mean...My friend), and since my perfectly reasonable plans never work out, I have come up with an amazing solution. I am going to come up with a completely irrational and nonsensical plan that will never actually happen and I will stick to it until the future is upon me and there is no more room for planing.
So, I'm going to live in a cute little cottage in a secret valley, with green grass and babbling brook (soothing sound) and lots of pretty wild flowers. I'll be a stay at home mother with my five beautiful children (three girls, two boys), my two dogs, and my purple flying unicorn named Boomer. My husband will be the prince of a far away land, but he works from home on the Internet so there's still no problem. And even though we'll live in a secret valley, we'll still have lots of friends and ride Boomer out to go see them every weekend. And we shall all live...(I know, big moment of suspense)...
HAPPILY EVER AFTER!!!!
Yeah, I know, it sounds like I got high and then decided to watch Snow White. But yeah, that's my new plan. My solution. I will not alternate it one bit (except to name the kids and the dogs), no matter what my current situation is. Now, finally, I can have my exceptional plan and still not be disappointed when it falls through.
Well that's it, just wanted to share the exciting news...
<3 Swangirl